Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
THE BEST ONE ! ! ! ! !
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..! .
Hope my readers enjoyed it...................
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11 comments:
lol.... some of them are classics and some new...
always game for some laughs !!
thanks for sharing !!
thnx for the laugh!!!
Santa banta always make you smile!!!
Enjoyed reading this post..
Ha..ha.. ha.. Santa and Banta never cease to amuse us.
Enjoyed....thanks for presenting them
Thanx dhiren,ranu,pooja,solilo and ramya
Hi,
Congratulations....Your posting is very interesting... I really enjoyed reading this post. Keep writing..
Thanx susan and welcome to my blog
:) LOL, just found this blog :)
I am still smiling...I have heard about Santa and Banta, this is the first time I am reading them.
Thank you.
Thanx sandhya
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